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#81 Fegelein

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Posted 18 November 2015 - 02:14 AM

I didn't get you :/

:wat: Boosting/Spamming is posting multiple posts when not intended.

in future just post everything in the same post and if you need to reply to several people/posts just click the 'MultiQuote' button :truestory:

 

tie lol.jpg :ohcrap:


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#82 hitman69

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 10:07 AM

Yes that
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#83 blackgale

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 11:17 AM

I didn't understood the 'not intended'
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#84 blackgale

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 11:17 AM

I post when intended...
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#85 hitman69

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 11:40 AM

I didn't understood the 'not intended'

I post when intended...

:wat: Boosting/Spamming is posting multiple posts when not intended.
in future just post everything in the same post and if you need to reply to several people/posts just click the 'MultiQuote' button :truestory:
 
attachicon.giftie lol.jpg :ohcrap:

I think we need mod here...
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#86 blackgale

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 12:44 PM

I think we need mod here...

Why?
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#87 TheTigerTank

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 04:26 PM

I can't think of a good joke! I tried looking up jokes, but all I got were sexual jokes!

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Posted 19 November 2015 - 05:04 PM

remember boys, flies spread desease so keep yours close


Hello, i am maddy! I bet some of y'all know me and i might know you. if y'all give out trust and respect i will go to hell n back for anyone(within reason). THANKS...  Playing since 3 days after game release - Madison or Maddy...


#89 hitman69

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 05:42 AM

I can't think of a good joke! I tried looking up jokes, but all I got were sexual jokes!


Haha,i dont think mods would keep that jokes on forum ;)
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#90 monkeyman7832

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 06:37 AM

*Bad joke keep scrolling*

Edited by monkeyman7832, 08 August 2016 - 09:39 PM.

 "Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement"

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#91 TheTigerTank

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 08:32 PM

Haha,i dont think mods would keep that jokes on forum ;)

I KNOW!

#92 rcmppolice

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 08:56 PM

You know what I like than Tanktastic?



Knowledge.

...*screams



#93 Fegelein

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 06:39 AM

How do you drown a submarine full of blonds?

:troll: knock on the door :troll:

 

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#94 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 08:53 AM

XD
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#95 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 08:57 AM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Who's there.....
Knock knock
Oh god....
Knock knock
Coming....
What! There is no one!? *rock falls on head*
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#96 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 09:00 AM

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)
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#97 hitman69

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 09:04 AM

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

My God xDDD
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#98 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 09:06 AM

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
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#99 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 09:09 AM

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*
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#100 blackgale

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Posted 23 November 2015 - 09:10 AM

When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
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