Good oneTwo men walked into a bar.
The next one ducked.
Funny jokes for a laugh.
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blackgale
, Nov 03 2015 12:00 PM
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:02 AM
if you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. they're usually around 90 degrees.
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:04 AM
a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:44 AM
a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
Ahahahahahahahahahah
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 02:25 PM
One night a burglar came into my house so I called the police I said "help! There's someone in my house" then the police said "are you in your house" and I said "yes" and the police said "then your the burgler"
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 02:31 PM
Why you should never make jokes of Russians, http://www.warhistor...-KV-VI-tank.jpg ............ Plus it's raceist
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 08:19 PM
b8?Why you should never make jokes of Russians, http://www.warhistor...-KV-VI-tank.jpg ............ Plus it's raceist
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:17 PM
a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
I can understand this.
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 01:51 AM
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 02:14 AM
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already?
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 11:31 AM
That is bit too far hitman...Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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