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#41 hitman69

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Posted 06 November 2015 - 01:15 PM

Two men walked into a bar.
The next one ducked.

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#42 blackgale

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 03:24 AM

Three things that should be never told to be anyone.
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Never means never.
Never told to be anyone. XD
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 04:29 AM

Lol
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:02 AM

if you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. they're usually around 90 degrees.
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:04 AM

a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
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#46 hitman69

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:43 AM

if you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. they're usually around 90 degrees.


XDDDDDDDDDDD HAAHAH
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:44 AM

a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.


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Posted 07 November 2015 - 12:02 PM

Yes its LOL
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Posted 07 November 2015 - 02:22 PM

A guy walked in to a bar, what did he say?..................Ouch.

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 02:25 PM

One night a burglar came into my house so I called the police I said "help! There's someone in my house" then the police said "are you in your house" and I said "yes" and the police said "then your the burgler"

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 02:31 PM

Why you should never make jokes of Russians, http://www.warhistor...-KV-VI-tank.jpg ............ Plus it's raceist

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 08:19 PM

Why you should never make jokes of Russians, http://www.warhistor...-KV-VI-tank.jpg ............ Plus it's raceist

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 09:17 PM

a thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

I can understand this.


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#54 hitman69

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Posted 08 November 2015 - 12:33 AM

Lol tk
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 12:34 AM

A guy walked in to a bar, what did he say?..................Ouch.


Good one
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 01:51 AM

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 02:14 AM

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already?
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 03:08 AM

XDD
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 10:39 AM

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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Posted 08 November 2015 - 11:31 AM

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

That is bit too far hitman...

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