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#21 dragontanker

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 04:13 AM

Cop: What's your name?

Driver: Frida

Cop: Last Name?

Driver: Gomaam

Cop: You're Frida Gomaam?

Driver: *speeds off*

Cop: ...oh...
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#22 JFRIKKINGS

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 04:56 AM

Whats good about switzerland? Well, the flag is a plus!
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#23 rcmppolice

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:45 AM

a guy walks through a ceremony in the cemetary holding a sign thats says23763545-Retro-Vintage-Hotdog-Tin-Sign-wbut when the guy shows the hotdog20111202-HDOW-dirty-o-pittsburgh-pickle-


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#24 CaptainPrice

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:40 AM

I get none of this ._.


kill my friends or kill any member of AMMO, UNIT, or my clan (ROSE), my gf, heavy unit k9, or any low lvl/small tank and I will show no mercy to him (take note: I'm short tempered meaning I'm easy to make mad)

 


#25 Iluvtanks

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:44 AM

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#26 Unknown 4249

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:50 AM

Wife: Wake up! you didn't brought our cat in the house.
Husband: hmm.....
Wife:While returning, bring a glass of water.
Husband:(gives water to wife) here. Hmm?? HEY! We don't have a cat!!!

I don't think I get this one. Was the wife making an excuse for the husband to get her water?

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#27 hitman69

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 07:11 AM

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Hahaha nice
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#28 Reventer

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:20 PM

A: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
...............................
A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...
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You are brought down, will you stand up an.fight once more.will you fall helplessly for fate to come. As long as that handgun stick to your fingers... as long as you got your bullets armed...one can never surrender for what he trusts, a goal, a dream, a passion on what he knows belongs for the greater good. So ill ask you again, will you get up or fall?


#29 randy12345

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:22 PM

A: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
...............................
A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...

hahaha

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#30 billybob-45

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:24 PM

what do you call a magical owl?

 

 

 

 

 

                  HOOOODINI!


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#31 Unknown 4249

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:36 PM

what do you call a magical owl?





HOOOODINI!

We should have seen this coming...

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:04 PM

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#33 blackgale

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:04 PM

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Incredible xD

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#34 blackgale

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:05 PM

I don't think I get this one. Was the wife making an excuse for the husband to get her water?

yes

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#35 hitman69

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:51 PM

what do you call a magical owl?
XD
 
 
 
 
                  HOOOODINI!


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#36 randy12345

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 09:54 AM

what do you call a magical owl?
XD

you wot m8?




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#37 hitman69

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 11:04 AM

:/
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#38 Barry Friendly

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 11:42 AM

what do you call a magical owl?
 
 
 
 
 
                  HOOOODINI!

[Facepalms self so hard he gets a bloody nose]
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#39 billybob-45

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 03:45 PM

[Facepalms self so hard he gets a bloody nose]

come on, you have to admit, that is is funny


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#40 Barry Friendly

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Posted 06 November 2015 - 01:18 AM

Two men walked into a bar.






The next one ducked.
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