Cop: What's your name?
Driver: Frida
Cop: Last Name?
Driver: Gomaam
Cop: You're Frida Gomaam?
Driver: *speeds off*
Cop: ...oh...
Funny jokes for a laugh.
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:45 AM
a guy walks through a ceremony in the cemetary holding a sign thats says
but when the guy shows the hotdog
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:40 AM
I get none of this ._.
kill my friends or kill any member of AMMO, UNIT, or my clan (ROSE), my gf, heavy unit k9, or any low lvl/small tank and I will show no mercy to him (take note: I'm short tempered meaning I'm easy to make mad)
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:50 AM
I don't think I get this one. Was the wife making an excuse for the husband to get her water?Wife: Wake up! you didn't brought our cat in the house.
Husband: hmm.....
Wife:While returning, bring a glass of water.
Husband:(gives water to wife) here. Hmm?? HEY! We don't have a cat!!!
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:20 PM
A: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
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A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
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A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...
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You are brought down, will you stand up an.fight once more.will you fall helplessly for fate to come. As long as that handgun stick to your fingers... as long as you got your bullets armed...one can never surrender for what he trusts, a goal, a dream, a passion on what he knows belongs for the greater good. So ill ask you again, will you get up or fall?
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:22 PM
hahahaA: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
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A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...
Bow down to my dank memes.
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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:04 PM
Incredible xD
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