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#21 rcmppolice

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:45 AM

a guy walks through a ceremony in the cemetary holding a sign thats says23763545-Retro-Vintage-Hotdog-Tin-Sign-wbut when the guy shows the hotdog20111202-HDOW-dirty-o-pittsburgh-pickle-


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#22 CaptainPrice

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:40 AM

I get none of this ._.


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#23 Iluvtanks

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:44 AM

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#24 Unknown 4249

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 06:50 AM

Wife: Wake up! you didn't brought our cat in the house.
Husband: hmm.....
Wife:While returning, bring a glass of water.
Husband:(gives water to wife) here. Hmm?? HEY! We don't have a cat!!!

I don't think I get this one. Was the wife making an excuse for the husband to get her water?

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#25 hitman69

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 07:11 AM

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Hahaha nice
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#26 Reventer

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:20 PM

A: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
...............................
A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...
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#27 randy12345

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:22 PM

A: why did the chicken cross the road?
B: to get to the other side
A: no he wanted to meet the stupid guy
...............................
A: knock knock
B: whose there?
A: the chicken
B: i hate you...

hahaha

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#28 billybob-45

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 03:24 PM

what do you call a magical owl?

 

 

 

 

 

                  HOOOODINI!


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#29 Unknown 4249

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 05:36 PM

what do you call a magical owl?





HOOOODINI!

We should have seen this coming...

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#30 blackgale

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:04 PM

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#31 blackgale

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:04 PM

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Incredible xD
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#32 blackgale

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:05 PM

I don't think I get this one. Was the wife making an excuse for the husband to get her water?

yes
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#33 hitman69

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Posted 04 November 2015 - 09:51 PM

what do you call a magical owl?
XD
 
 
 
 
                  HOOOODINI!


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#34 randy12345

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 09:54 AM

what do you call a magical owl?
XD

you wot m8?




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#35 hitman69

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 11:04 AM

:/
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#36 Barry Friendly

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 11:42 AM

what do you call a magical owl?
 
 
 
 
 
                  HOOOODINI!

[Facepalms self so hard he gets a bloody nose]
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#37 billybob-45

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Posted 05 November 2015 - 03:45 PM

[Facepalms self so hard he gets a bloody nose]

come on, you have to admit, that is is funny


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#38 Barry Friendly

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Posted 06 November 2015 - 01:18 AM

Two men walked into a bar.






The next one ducked.
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#39 Barry Friendly

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Posted 06 November 2015 - 01:19 AM

come on, you have to admit, that is is funny


Nonsense. I admit to nothing that can be used against me in court...
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#40 hitman69

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Posted 06 November 2015 - 01:14 PM

Nonsense. I admit to nothing that can be used against me in court...

Lol xD
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