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#221 rcmppolice

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 05:54 AM

Hello.
This topic still active?

who knows?


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#222 TheTigerTank

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 04:25 PM

Almost asked the same thing.
"Character is like a tree and reputation its shadow. The shadow is what we think it is; the tree is the real thing." -Abraham Lincoln
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." -Sun Tzu
"You must show no mercy, nor have any belief whatsoever in how others judge you, for your greatness will silence them all." -Warrior

#223 Daddy Rob

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:31 PM

Which knight made the round table..




Sir Cumference!
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If I do not answer straight away, please pick one of my standard responses listed below - mood dependent. <p>Realistic: Adapt your expectations, reality may surprise you. Cautionary: You always have a choice. Unsympathetic: Better you than me.

 

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#224 Daddy Rob

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:24 PM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....

... She seemed surprised
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If I do not answer straight away, please pick one of my standard responses listed below - mood dependent. <p>Realistic: Adapt your expectations, reality may surprise you. Cautionary: You always have a choice. Unsympathetic: Better you than me.

 

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#225 Drestdave

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 10:59 PM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....
... She seemed surprised

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#226 blackgale

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 12:38 PM

Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
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#227 jacobvillers

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 11:05 PM

A older women was home alone one night before she goes to bed she hears someone breaking into her house she was to scared to call 911 so she thinks of what to do, she then yells axe 2:45 then the person hears that run out the door before she finishes the verse the robber is then caught outside the womans house he tells the police "i thought she had an axe and 2 45's"

Edited by jacobvillers, 17 March 2020 - 11:19 PM.





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