Yeah...This jokes are quite cringy. Feeling very awful for laughing at them
Funny jokes for a laugh.
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, Nov 03 2015 12:00 PM
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Posted 18 January 2017 - 11:26 AM
I’m just a kid who’s four
Each day I snort some more
I love cocaine, I’m Caillou
So many drugs to do
From cannabis to glue
I’ll do them all cause I’m Caillou
My world is turning upside down
My mommy and daddy are wearing a frown
Overdosing is not so tough
crap! I just injected too much!
I’m gonna die, I’m Caillou
Caillou, Caillou
I’m Cai- *gasp*
Caillou’s Dad: Thank God he’s dead.
Caillou’s Mom: It’s amazing what can happen when I forget to take the pill.
lol i think i just ruined 50 childhoods 
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Posted 18 January 2017 - 08:07 PM
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
*cop picks for him* *resume beating* after awhile...*got donuts?*
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Posted 19 January 2017 - 08:04 AM
I’m just a kid who’s four
Each day I snort some more
I love cocaine, I’m Caillou
So many drugs to do
From cannabis to glue
I’ll do them all cause I’m Caillou
My world is turning upside down
My mommy and daddy are wearing a frown
Overdosing is not so tough
crap! I just injected too much!
I’m gonna die, I’m Caillou
Caillou, Caillou
I’m Cai- *gasp*
Caillou’s Dad: Thank God he’s dead.
Caillou’s Mom: It’s amazing what can happen when I forget to take the pill.lol i think i just ruined 50 childhoods
Man, you're bad at copy and pasting...lol
Bow down to my dank memes.
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Posted 04 September 2017 - 07:48 PM
The teacher walks into the classroom and says "anyone who stands is stupid
*no one stands*
Teacher says: I SAID whoever stands up is stupid
*little Johnny stands up*
Teacher says: do you really think you're stupid, Johnny?
Little Johnny says: no Mrs, I just thought you'd be lonely being the only one standing
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 06:44 AM
All of y'all who have a wife will get this:
What is the difference between a wife and a knife arguing?
The knife has a point
Always love a wife for her personality, she has ten of them
What is the difference between a wife and a knife arguing?
The knife has a point
Always love a wife for her personality, she has ten of them
Swole is the goal! Size is the prize!
Its gainz o clock MFs!
Let's goooo!!!
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:05 AM
And others:
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out
Old people poke me at weddings and say "you're next", so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out
Old people poke me at weddings and say "you're next", so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Swole is the goal! Size is the prize!
Its gainz o clock MFs!
Let's goooo!!!
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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:31 PM
Which knight made the round table..
Sir Cumference!
Sir Cumference!
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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:24 PM
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....
... She seemed surprised
... She seemed surprised
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If I do not answer straight away, please pick one of my standard responses listed below - mood dependent. <p>Realistic: Adapt your expectations, reality may surprise you. Cautionary: You always have a choice. Unsympathetic: Better you than me.
#215
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Posted 05 June 2018 - 10:59 PM
Boi...I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....
... She seemed surprised
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Posted 17 March 2020 - 11:05 PM
A older women was home alone one night before she goes to bed she hears someone breaking into her house she was to scared to call 911 so she thinks of what to do, she then yells axe 2:45 then the person hears that run out the door before she finishes the verse the robber is then caught outside the womans house he tells the police "i thought she had an axe and 2 45's"
Edited by jacobvillers, 17 March 2020 - 11:19 PM.
