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#201 blackgale

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Posted 29 July 2016 - 01:19 PM

This jokes are quite cringy. Feeling very awful for laughing at them

Yeah...
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#202 Beowulf

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Posted 18 January 2017 - 11:26 AM

I’m just a kid who’s four 
Each day I snort some more 
I love cocaine, I’m Caillou 

So many drugs to do 
From cannabis to glue 
I’ll do them all cause I’m Caillou 

My world is turning upside down 
My mommy and daddy are wearing a frown 

Overdosing is not so tough 
crap! I just injected too much! 
I’m gonna die, I’m Caillou 

Caillou, Caillou 
I’m Cai- *gasp* 

Caillou’s Dad: Thank God he’s dead. 

Caillou’s Mom: It’s amazing what can happen when I forget to take the pill.


lol i think i just ruined 50 childhoods ;)



#203 rcmppolice

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Posted 18 January 2017 - 08:07 PM

A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.

The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"

The man says, "I slowed down."

The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"

*cop picks for him* *resume beating* after awhile...*got donuts?*


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#204 randy12345

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Posted 19 January 2017 - 08:04 AM

I’m just a kid who’s four 
Each day I snort some more 
I love cocaine, I’m Caillou 

So many drugs to do 
From cannabis to glue 
I’ll do them all cause I’m Caillou 

My world is turning upside down 
My mommy and daddy are wearing a frown 

Overdosing is not so tough 
crap! I just injected too much! 
I’m gonna die, I’m Caillou 

Caillou, Caillou 
I’m Cai- *gasp* 

Caillou’s Dad: Thank God he’s dead. 

Caillou’s Mom: It’s amazing what can happen when I forget to take the pill.


lol i think i just ruined 50 childhoods ;)

Man, you're bad at copy and pasting...lol


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#205 Saphira1

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Posted 04 September 2017 - 07:48 PM

The teacher walks into the classroom and says "anyone who stands is stupid

*no one stands*

Teacher says: I SAID whoever stands up is stupid

*little Johnny stands up*

Teacher says: do you really think you're stupid, Johnny?

Little Johnny says: no Mrs, I just thought you'd be lonely being the only one standing


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#206 Jersh

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 02:34 AM

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let’s go play on our bikes.



#207 EquablezMonsterz

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 05:43 AM

My life

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#208 Saphira1

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 06:44 AM

All of y'all who have a wife will get this:
What is the difference between a wife and a knife arguing?
The knife has a point

Always love a wife for her personality, she has ten of them

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#209 Saphira1

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Posted 11 September 2017 - 07:05 AM

And others:
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out
Old people poke me at weddings and say "you're next", so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

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#210 hitman69

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Posted 21 February 2018 - 10:54 PM

Hello.
This topic still active?
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#211 rcmppolice

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 05:54 AM

Hello.
This topic still active?

who knows?


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#212 TheTigerTank

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Posted 07 May 2018 - 04:25 PM

Almost asked the same thing.

#213 Daddy Rob

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:31 PM

Which knight made the round table..




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#214 Daddy Rob

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 01:24 PM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....

... She seemed surprised
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If I do not answer straight away, please pick one of my standard responses listed below - mood dependent. <p>Realistic: Adapt your expectations, reality may surprise you. Cautionary: You always have a choice. Unsympathetic: Better you than me.

 

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#215 Drestdave

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Posted 05 June 2018 - 10:59 PM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows way too high....
... She seemed surprised

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#216 blackgale

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Posted 26 June 2019 - 12:38 PM

Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
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#217 jacobvillers

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 11:05 PM

A older women was home alone one night before she goes to bed she hears someone breaking into her house she was to scared to call 911 so she thinks of what to do, she then yells axe 2:45 then the person hears that run out the door before she finishes the verse the robber is then caught outside the womans house he tells the police "i thought she had an axe and 2 45's"

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