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#181 hitman69

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 08:25 PM

lol its modern time ..door bell is talking..xd


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#182 Piperi

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Posted 20 April 2016 - 01:00 PM

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

 

This one is really good. In our x country its 100% true XD

Svaka cast Luka XD 


Earlier today in courtJudge: State your name.Me: Not GuiltyJudge: What?Me: I had it legally changed.Judge: You're Not Guilty?Me: *moonwalks outta there*

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#183 Piperi

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Posted 20 April 2016 - 01:24 PM

Ok ok, here one from my side:

 

One kid goes up to the board an the teacher asks:

 

Teacher: Mark,wheres America on the map?

 

Mark: Here!

 

The teacher asked another kid from the classroom:

 

Teacher: Jack who discovered America?

 

Jack : Mark did!



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Posted 20 April 2016 - 08:52 PM

This one is really good. In our x country its 100% true XD
Svaka cast Luka XD 

XD

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 02:54 AM

Let me take hammer...

haha lol..📞911 🚓

Ok ok, here one from my side:

One kid goes up to the board an the teacher asks:

Teacher: Mark,wheres America on the map?

Mark: Here!

The teacher asked another kid from the classroom:

Teacher: Jack who discovered America?

Jack : Mark did!

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#186 hitman69

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 02:56 AM

haha lol..911


I can use hammer on your too.;)
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#187 khan

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 03:01 AM

I can use hammer on your too.;)

hahaha ..
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#188 hitman69

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 05:33 AM

I mean phone..forgot to type it xD

hahaha ..


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#189 khan

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Posted 22 April 2016 - 05:49 AM

I mean phone..forgot to type it xD

jajajajaja..xd😉
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#190 hitman69

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 02:06 AM

XD

jajajajaja..xd


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Posted 23 April 2016 - 05:47 AM

XD

DAD:I Want u 2 marry a girl of my choice .
Son:No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son:Than ok
Dad:gose to Bill Gates
Dad:I want ur daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates:No
Dad:My son is d CEO of world bank.
Bil Gates:Then ok
Dad:gose to the president of the world Bank.
Dad:Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President :No!
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!
This is BUSINESS..
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#192 hitman69

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 11:12 AM

DAD:I Want u 2 marry a girl of my choice .
Son:No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son:Than ok
Dad:gose to Bill Gates
Dad:I want ur daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates:No
Dad:My son is d CEO of world bank.
Bil Gates:Then ok
Dad:gose to the president of the world Bank.
Dad:Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President :No!
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!
This is BUSINESS..

This Dad must be in love with money...lol.xD

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#193 khan

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 06:17 PM

This Dad must be in love with money...lol.xD

hehehe yes ..thats why he done that all drama.xd

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One Million copies of a new book

sold in just 2 days due to a typing

error of just 1 alphabet in title.. Tittle of Book: "An idea can change your 

wife!!!!


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#194 hitman69

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Posted 23 April 2016 - 10:34 PM

hehehe yes ..thats why he done that all drama.xd
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One Million copies of a new book
sold in just 2 days due to a typing
error of just 1 alphabet in title.. Tittle of Book: "An idea can change your 
wife!!!!

Wine?XD
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#195 Piperi

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 12:08 AM

DAD:I Want u 2 marry a girl of my choice .
Son:No
Dad:The girl is Bill Gates' daughter
Son:Than ok
Dad:gose to Bill Gates
Dad:I want ur daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates:No
Dad:My son is d CEO of world bank.
Bil Gates:Then ok
Dad:gose to the president of the world Bank.
Dad:Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President :No!
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President:Then ok!
This is BUSINESS..

HAHAHA XD XD XD XD

Hes set for life


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Posted 24 April 2016 - 05:47 AM

HAHAHA XD XD XD XD

Hes set for life

Xd..


Wine?XD
Lool

Life ..lol


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Posted 24 April 2016 - 07:39 PM

A guy walks into a bar , He said ouch


How do you contact a tuba, euphonium by sousaphone


Why did the chicken cross the road, to be Isis and ran over


What were the people having on the Titantic when it was sinking, a Titantrum


My life ._.

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#198 khan

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Posted 24 April 2016 - 08:52 PM

A guy walks into a bar , He said ouch
How do you contact a tuba, euphonium by sousaphone
Why did the chicken cross the road, to be Isis and ran over
What were the people having on the Titantic when it was sinking, a Titantrum
My life ._.
Siri
Autocorrect

lol..siri.
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#199 khan

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Posted 29 April 2016 - 08:35 AM


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Posted 05 July 2016 - 07:18 AM

A Guy went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator".

The HR asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this Job"?

"Well", he replied, "I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview. "
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