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[blackgale]

As the name suggests, this is the topic where you can add your jokes

[blackgale]

Ex.
A Beggar won $50000 in a lottery, what did he did with that money?
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He requested a Goldsmith to make a bowl made of gold for begging.. XD

[hitman69]

Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

[randy12345]

Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. But when I searched the house, I couldn't find anybody. I was so stricken with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack and died on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

hahahaha, crist Luka, I didn't know you had such a jokes inside you hahaha.

[Unknown 4249]

So a blind guy walks into a bar...








and a table...






and a chair...

[Iluvtanks]

You people are killing me!

[Unknown 4249]

Who did this?

 

 A Guy went for an interview in a Big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator".

The HR asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this Job"?

"Well", he replied, "I hacked your computer & invited myself to this interview. " 

Edited by Unknown 4249, 19 January 2017 - 05:18 PM.

[Totonho99]

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.
Who's there?
Fibonacci.
It's much more clever than funny, but still.

[randy12345]

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.
Who's there?
Fibonacci.
It's much more clever than funny, but still.

hahahaha

[Qnomei]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[randy12345]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

oh I get it 😂

[Qnomei]

What would George Washington do if he were alive today? 

 

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

[hitman69]

hahahaha, crist Luka, I didn't know you had such a jokes inside you hahaha.

[hitman69]

A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.

The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"

The man says, "I slowed down."

The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"

[Unknown 4249]

Why did Susie fall off the swing?



Because she had no arms.





Knock knock.



Who's there?



Well, not Susie.

[hitman69]

Lol

[blackgale]

Wife: Wake up! you didn't brought our cat in the house.
Husband: hmm.....
Wife:While returning, bring a glass of water.
Husband:(gives water to wife) here. Hmm?? HEY! We don't have a cat!!!

[blackgale]

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.
Who's there?
Fibonacci.
It's much more clever than funny, but still.

Too good XD

[hitman69]

Yep

[JFRIKKINGS]

Whats good about switzerland? Well, the flag is a plus!